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Conservative

An individual who is on the right side of the political spectrum, also known as Republicans. Contrary to popular belief, (among libtards) the majority of Conservatives are NOT fascists, A.K.A Nazis. Conservatives are also quite the polar opposite of liberals. For example, Conservatives are Pro-Gun, while Liberals are not. Conservatives are Pro-Life, while (Some/most) Liberals are not. Below is an example of a conversation between a Liberal/Communist (However you want to view it) and a conservative/fascist (Again, however you want to view it).
Conservative: What is a fetus?

Liberal: An unborn human being?

Conservative: Correct, now since they are human, do you think should have human rights?

Liberal: Yes!

Conservative: So, if a doctor kills the unborn human, should it be crime and the doctor or parent be charged with murder?

(Scenario 1) Liberal: Hmmmmmm... I guess so.

(Scenario 2) Libtard: No, because I think abortion is good and a human right!
by I_like_hotdogs:) November 1, 2025
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CONservative

Con - Prefix meaning against.
Servative - One who supposedly serves others.
He tried to get a response from his elected official, forgetting that CONservatives, Republicans, and right wingers ONLY represent their own interests and the interests of the sketchy, ultra wealthy, and corporate donors who own them!
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 27, 2023
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The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
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CONservative

Those who are against serving others.
Con - Prefix meaning against.
servative - one who serves others in some capacity.
You'll get no votes to ever make or improve social programs by them because
they are CONservative.
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 27, 2023
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Conservative

A closeted leftist that just 10 years slow to adopt the views of most of the Democratic party.
"Only in 2021, could you call Donald Trump a 'social conservative.' "
by B-man879 April 18, 2021
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Canna-Conservative

A person that smokes cannabis and is also a Republican is a Canna-Conservative.
by 1960Pegleg June 25, 2019
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conservative

a person who thinks they are cool, yet nobody likes them
the corner of the room where gamers ejaculate
I need to get home and release myself into the conservative

A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you
by goatinaboatwithatote June 24, 2022
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