Cluster fuck

When a situation goes beyond the humorously wrong. Comes from a millitary term to describe the fact that soldiers under fire tend to cluster together for moral support, making them easier to hit.

We popped the flare and started shhoting. True to form they all bunched up in the ditch - your typical cluster fuck. One grenade later and it was all over...

by joskarith November 11, 2004

Clutterbuck

One who has creepy and disturbing 'most visited' pages on his/her internet browser.

Child porn, seriously? You're such a Clutterbuck.

Your sister's holiday photos? So Clutterbuck.

by billynomates29 July 6, 2011

Twerk Cluster

Where there are three or more twerk sessions in one area.

Davon: Aye bruh you should go over there with ya girl and make that a twerk cluster

Jaquante: Ight man i will

by BLT2go124 June 16, 2010

clutterz

extremely ugly or beyond bun!

" oh my dayz.....dat boi is clutterz

by y-drifter October 3, 2006

clutterfuck

n. a cluttered area, usually a desk or table, that is so bad that the space is virtually unusable

I couldn't get any work done because my desk was a total clutterfuck.

by Swagatone April 25, 2014

clitter bug

a crab that has migrated from the nappy gooch to the warmer area under the clitoral hood.

amanda: "my cunny itches i think i have a clitter bug."

ali: " but wouldnt that feel good?"

by Dinospumonie May 7, 2009

Cluster Berries

noun, meaning the bits of poo left behind that get tangled in the hair surrounding the anus.

Andrew couldn't help but wonder if he wiped well enough after going to the toilet having only used only a tiny sheet of toilet paper to remove the tangled cluster berries.

by Teo B October 7, 2009