Toilet Butter

Toilet Butter is made when you piss and shit in a toilet and leave it sitting there so it turns a nasty yellow-orangish looking color, and can sometimes develop a slimy texture.

"Jessica showed me her toilet butter yesterday. It was fucking disgusting!"

by fifthdiamonds September 2, 2018

captain's butter

When the captain of a sailing vessel takes his peg leg and shoves it in his first mate's buttle, what oozes out is called Captain's butter. Sometimes used in seafood dishes.

Hold the Captain's Butter please.

by Cap'n Munch August 12, 2017

stani-butter

crack cocaine. from stani.

Richard pryor loved his stani-butter.

by babyrazor July 21, 2003

Prenut Butter

A better word for precum or pre-ejaculation

Stop teasing me! I got prenut butter all over my boxers!

by Evalephant July 27, 2019

Convo-butter

One who compulsively interrupts or butts in to other people's conversatons without being invited.

Ugh! Bob is such a convo-butter! He's always interrupting our private conversations.
Hey I don't mean to be a convo-butter but what you said to Bob is compleatly wrong.

by LittleDivaDog January 6, 2020

Butter Hunt

The nonsensical errands you send your parents on when you need to get alone time at home to masturbate.

"Hey Dad, I need you to run to the store and get me some deodorant and some CD-Rs, also I think we need butter."

"Alright I'll be back in a bit."

Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."

by bagelsFOAD December 25, 2016

Shutter Butter

Term for a Photo or a Picture that is super nice looking.

A descriptive saying a Gen-Zer would say when they see a picture of something or a person they really like.

Wow! That picture is some serious shutter butter.

Oh! That's a nice photo, it's pure shutter butter.

That pic is hella smooth, I can't believe it's not shutter butter ;)

That's some serious shutter butter you captured right there.

by Camera_Joy February 10, 2023