Birthday bunked

When your birthdays right around the corner and you have no plans, no date, and basically no friends.

Yo this year for my birthday is gonna be radical I’m gonna master bate then cry myself to sleep. Birthday bunked of the centuries!

by Titus dyfilid February 23, 2019

Underground Bunker Vibes

Talking about having sexual intercourse in an underground bomb shelter

Friend: How’s things with your the girl your talking to
You: Well she’s giving off Underground Bunker Vibes

by Hbnbs March 26, 2020

mushroom bunker

cutting off you or your male companions bellend above the shaft of the penis and hollowing out the area beneath to create a small pocket of storage. Further furniture or decorations can be added both inside and outside of the bunker, and magnets or a nail hinger system can be added to create better security. You can store whatever you like in the mushroom bunker. Having a mushroom bunker is a sign of high respect, due to the fact that you need a big penis to have a good mushroom bunker.

"Hey james, I want a mint"
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"

"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker

by james michael jerkoff August 6, 2020

twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone

"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"

by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020

junky bunker

Noun. Bedding raised to cover ones head like a tent in order to prevent drafts from blowing out flame of lighter in order to smoke drugs. Also called a dope blind.

Too lazy to turn off the fan, she turned the bedsheets into a junky bunker and smoked without her flame going out.

by haras naej November 12, 2020

Ho Bunker

Sloppy looking and probably smelly like a can of tuna that’s been sitting out for 15 years; smells and looks like an old women’s crotch

Wow Karen is really looking like a ho bunker tonight.

Do you smell that? There must be a ho bunker in here

by Hobunker123 February 26, 2021

Furor Bunker

A sobriquet for Mar-a-Lago, a national historic landmark mansion and social club in Palm Beach, Florida, completed in 1927 by cereal-company heiress and socialite Marjorie Merriweather Post, and now owned by former president Donald John Trump.

The former president is in situ at the Furor Bunker, fuming about the prospect of facing impending civil and criminal trial dates after the resignation of his legal team.

by Pete Guillam February 5, 2021