Dirty Bruno

When you spread her ass cheeks and spit on her touch hole then slurp it up to spit it in her face.

Last night I gave that chick a "Dirty Bruno" because she talked shit about my family..

by Gee Money$ April 27, 2024

to pull a Bruno Mars

the act of being very sweet in public, especially towards a girl/your girlfriend and then doing something shitty (like breaking up with her in a text)

A: Did you hear about Kelly and Matthew?
B: Yeah man. They seemed to be perfect for each other yesterday!
A: I didn't think he was the kind of guy to pull a Bruno Mars.

by michellenya November 12, 2011

Pulling a Bruno

Manscaping you pubic hair in to a heart, star, or anything else gay because most men keep the bush or just trim or shave it off.

Guy1: Hey man can you help me out?

Guy2: Yeah whats up?

Guy1: Can you help me I'm "Pulling a Bruno".

Guy2: Umm.. what?

Guy1: Just manscape me a heart.

by BabyNegro July 9, 2012

Subscribe to Uno_Bruno

Thats right i used this as advertising for my youtube channel, cry about it im a cheapskate

I decided to subscribe to Uno_Bruno you should too

by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022

talking about bruno

talking about bruno is a euphamism for being allowed to watch movies with cursing in them, obviously used by children a lot.

let's have a sleepover! my parents are fine with us talking about bruno.

by theDarkDefiner September 24, 2023

lucas nelson bruno

noun

definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game

Person 1: omg dude i got chlamydia from my bf
Person 2: ugh it was probably a lucas nelson bruno

by laurenissokyuut February 21, 2024

It's a whole different Bruno

When a man named Bruno has a serious case of farting uncontrollably, and it's usually so loud that it stinks up the area within 30 miles.

“He used to hold in his farts, but now he lets them rip out like he hosted a farty party without shame, among the poo daddy—it's a whole different Bruno!”

by TheElementalGuy February 18, 2025