One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.
by AshleysMexicanDick May 26, 2014
Get the Brandonmug. That homeless guy you see living under the staircase. He is nice, but you can't take your mind off that smell radiating from his body that you can't identify.
by MrToasty November 5, 2015
Get the Brandonmug. a mother ducking asshole who can only forcus in one thing and it ain't gonna be you
also is fucking werid and antisocial asf
also is fucking werid and antisocial asf
by uGhidfk October 20, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a very annoying person with crooked teeth an a even more crooked sexuality.Brandon also has a weird obsession with cars. As of recently Brandon has been seen twisting his sack in a convulsing manner to cars, just out right destroying them with a new coat of white paint.
by BØT BOY September 28, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. A guy who does not know what he wants in life. He wants a cat but he always loves chickens. He doesn't know what's best for him
by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a bald cop calling loser that sits in his room all day and night and only comes out when hes hungry he also likes to argue over the most petty stuff ever and likes to video tape arguments like a fuck head and he don't pay any bills and his mom has to pay is house payments and sits on his ass and plays on his phone all the time and he a over all pussy bitch
by Karen cline September 7, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by ofgkdrpgkrep February 15, 2017
Get the Brandonmug.