Boards of Canada

An ambient techno band consisting of Mike Sandison and Marcus Eoin; they've released three albums in their existence: Music Has the Right To Children, Geogaddi, and The Campfire Headphase. Their third album was a significant departure from their previous styles.

They're known for their two-sided extensive library of songs - one side is corrupted, evil, and creepy-sounding, and the other side of their work is pretty relaxing and neat-sounding.

The band Boards of Canada has released some weird songs in their run as a band.

by NC1223 April 14, 2013

Ouija Board

The Ouija board works. My friends and i have used it multiple times. Everytime we have used it we swear to each other that we barely place our fingers on the message indicator and it still has moved very fast. We ask the spirits if they are friendly and would they like to talk to us. Some say they arent friendly and they dont want to talk to us, some have also been very nice and want to talk to us. We ask what they want to talk about and sometimes they say they want to talk about themselfs or us. Some are able to tell the users' future and some arent. We have many reasons to know it works. We asked a spirit who one of my friends will marry, and it spelled her current boyfriends last name exactly right (and it is a very long, un-common last name) and we knew we never said it out loud. We also asked what our childrens names would be, and it spelled out names we have already decided on. We also asked what people we knew were doing at the time, it would give us answers, we then called the people and asked them what they were doing and the spirit was right. I'm not saying that the spirtis might be exactly right about the predicting future thing, but the scary fact is that it spelled out exact names of things and people we know. We made sure we never said the answers outloud so it would just feed off of what we said. The Ouija boardd might not work for everyone because it has to be taken seriously to work. Everyone has to make sure they dont accidentally move the message indicater, sometimes the strentgh is weak of the message indicator, but other times it can be very strong.

Ouija Board Parker Brothers Board "Ouija-The Mysterious, Mystifying Game"

by HayleyDEAR June 4, 2009

boards.ie

An internet message board set up to give Irish geeks too ugly to be seen in public a place to complain about the Polish and to internet stalk random z list Irish "celebrities". Its membership consists of 90% moderators who spend all thier time banning the other 10% for daring to talk about anything besides the Polish and z list Irish "celebrities".

"Typical boards.ie thread"
The Polish Keep Eating Our Swans?
Has anyone else noticed thier are a lot fewer swans in Ireland the last few years? I blame the Polish, the other day I saw one eat a swans head while it was still alive.

Random poster 1. Yeah lol yore ma lol, I hate the polish, atari jaguar lol yore ma.

Random poster 2. At least thier not gypsies, lol yore ma's an atari jaguar.

Random Moderator 1. Thats it your both banned for using omproper punctuation. IM LOCKING THIS THREAD!!! THIS THREADS BANNED! IM BANNED TOO, EVERYONES BANNED, I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! BANNED BANNED BANNED. (ohh god, I just want some non-internet friends).

by Devore August 15, 2007

Killzone Board

The spawn of all noobs and fanboys on the IGN message boards, A horrid place that only the bravest of all enter

Killzone board sucks

by Anthony July 10, 2004

bogart

To hog; to take something considered common property and not share with others

Dude, don't bogart the nachos!

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Ouija Board

A satanic game from parker bros.
Allows you to communicate with the dead.
The only dead people you can communicate with are the ones who were bat shit crazy and died in nut houses.
So thats why they make no sense.
The two pictures in the bottom corners allow the "spirits" to take over your body.
If one person plays it by themselves, they can become "possessed" by the EEVVIILLL spirits!!!

Us: "Does Johnny Love me?"

Ouija board: "MAEASDJJFE4SDZZZJAS69."

by Splenda, Jelly Donut February 16, 2008

Boardgame

any game that comes in a box that you can play (eg. games with cards, games with a board, random pieces, etc)

"Do you want to play a boardgame?"
"Sure, I've got Quelf, Monopoly, Apples to Apples, Chess, etc - take your pick bro"
"Let's play all of them because I really like fun boardgames, especially Apples to Apples"

by Sweetcheex April 3, 2014