Sticking a power washer and proceeding to turn it on, effectively cleaning out one's insides. Soap is optional.
by Sweater man March 11, 2017
by Youxoli June 30, 2020
A very small gun a girl can carry in her purse for self defense or if Starbucks runs out of pumpkin spice lattes
(n.) When you cut off somebody's cock and stick it into a cannon and you shoot it out as the jizz goes shooting everywhere.
by Mysterious Frying Pan November 08, 2016
by Yudoodis September 16, 2018
Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
by SparkyMae March 09, 2022
To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).
by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023