Bed Wrestling

What Suetonius said the Roman Emperor Domitian definition of Sex was

Dude me and Katie were Bed Wrestling last nigh, it was the Best

by Charles ii of Spain is hot December 4, 2019

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bust'n bed

A term for the shorter variation for the phrase "bust and go to bed", popular usage by millenials from the east coast. meaning to masturbate and then take a nap almost immediately after finishing. Mostly said when one is at a level of exhaustion or fatigue to the point where they the need to take nap during the day in dual combination of self pleasure and sleep

"Awe man Gio that lecture class was so boring, i just wanna go home and bust'n bed and relax the rest of the day

by Allen olumor August 7, 2018

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Bed-admin

The range of necessary chores which need to be completed before actually getting in bed, no matter how much you just want to sleep these activities still need to be done.

Bed-admin includes brushing teeth, washing faces, getting into pajamas etc
Bed admin varies from person to person depending on self-hygiene preferences

by Niquisha February 24, 2013

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bed bug

A bed bug is a person that you don't have to beg to get into bed. often associated with mud crickets, but a lot easier to sleep with

Brad joked with Ashley about sleeping with her. Two seconds later she was taking him to the bedroom for sex. If she's that easy she must be a bed bug.

by Gibblits June 4, 2018

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Murphy bedded

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed

He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.

by Alester December 24, 2020

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