May 4th

The best day of the year cause it’s my birthday :)

May 4th

Happy Birthday!

by Lauren🙃😁 November 13, 2020

May 18th

May 18th is National ask your crush day good luck

Darrick: holly shit it’s may 18th uk wah dat means

Jacob: yea time to see if she like me bck

by 88137 May 16, 2018

may 7

The day you appreciate short queens

May 7 is the day u appreciate short queens ( under 5‘5 )

by Factslmao December 06, 2020

May 4

Star Wars day:
My the force- forth be with you..

Person 1: ''Hey guess what?''
Person 2: ''What''
Person 1: ''Star wars day!''
Person 2: ''Star wars day! its May 4th?''
Person 1: ''May the Forth be with you.''
Person 2 : ''Ohhh.''

by tillythesillyboiaf November 09, 2019

May 18th

Pick your girl up an eat her out so good it drives her crazy

Ima go eat my girls puss on may 18th

by Eatthatcat33 May 19, 2018

May 13

May 13 national your friend gives you head day

Oh hey man it’s may 13 you give me head lol slurp slurp

by Bigdaddy ice May 13, 2021

may 27

national fuck you girlfriend day.

gf:fuck me
u:no
gf:it’s may 27
u:okay and?
gf:it’s national fuck your gf day dumbass
u:stfu before i leave ur ass

by cock master 365 April 15, 2021