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Juicy Batman

"Let me get a juicy batman with no wings."
by Golden Penis April 23, 2010
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defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )
the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !
by michael foolsley January 2, 2022
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baton

Let's smoke that baton.
by joynt May 13, 2005
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After-Bation Sensation

After-Bation Sensation (ABS) is the extreme sensitivity of the head of the penis experienced after ejaculation caused by masturbation. ABS may also be experienced following phallacio or any form of sexual intercourse.
Man my dick was mad sensitive after I busted in that chick's ear. You think she gave me an STD?

Naw man thats just After-Bation Sensation!
by JPizzle33 January 1, 2007
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Batman v Superman

A very rushed and disappointing movie about Batman and Superman kicking the shit out of each other and then teaming up to fight a gray ninja turtle with laser vision.
Just saw Batman v Superman and it was complete ass!
by archer12 March 8, 2017
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dutch batman

A sexual act involving two people, one male, and one female, where the female lays down on her back, and the fine gentleman will move his bowels atop the woman's chest.

Following the bowel movement, the woman gives the genteman, quite shamelessly, a massage of the testicles using the excrement and waste from her bosom
Once the testicles are completely caked in this mess of anal glory, the gentleman will then thank the woman for the hot mud massage. He does this by placing from behind, his filth covered balls on to the woman's face. (See Roman Helmet)
The end result from this besides a messy weiner, is a woman wearing a mask comparable to that of batman's, as well as a chest logo, its a full package, and it looks like a bat!

May take more than one try....
How would you like a dutch batman, miss?
by Fillmore Buttes August 19, 2011
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Baton Rouge

A soul-sucking town full of insular would-be hipsters that relish fresh meat for their tired old rumor-mill. Also, a city where pretty much everyone has fucked everyone else. Finally, a place to get the FUCK OUT OF.
Q: What do you think of Baton Rouge?

A: It fucking sucks. I hate it. Don't go there, ever.
by Outtaheresoon August 16, 2011
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