The Bacon

When something is so good, it can only be described as 'the bacon' relating to how good bacon is.

'Wow that film was the bacon!'

by George E-OR B007nd October 14, 2008

bacon ring

the wrinkly flesh forming the anus. SEE ALSO crinkled starfish

I flipped her over and pounded her bacon ring till I came.

by Max Power December 9, 2004

bacon tongs

–noun bey-kuhn tongz
1. The fingers that are used to manually stimulate an over weight woman (aka finger bang a fat chick).

2. A useful tool for the stimulatation of women with incredibly large labia.

"I picked up this whale at the bar last night. Took her back to my place. She smoked my pole and I gave her the old bacon tongs."

"After putting on my wizard hat, robe, and speluker's light, I used my bacon tongs to pleasure my large lover."

by Rigz June 26, 2007

whats shakin your bacon my homeskillet?

whats up?, whats going on?

hey!
whats shakin your bacon my homeskillet?

by sharunr04 August 4, 2004

Tight Bacon

Used to descibe something thats real good.

Hey man i just got rid of my virginity and fear of razor blades in one crazy night.
Tight bacon, i think.

by Bird Nest January 13, 2008

Gang Bangin' On Bacon

Being mad or upset early in the morning

Lynn: Good morning Bdb!
Bdb: Ain't nothing GOOD about it!
Lynn: Dang, you gang bangin' on bacon nigga?!

by BDB_ September 2, 2016

bacon bitch

A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job. They usually show their true bitchiness during the end of the month, similar to a woman's menstrual cycle.

We were all just chillin, having fun, then bacon bitch rolled up on us for no reason!

by Amaretto Kramer February 10, 2006