barney: hey guys lets have 1 big hug! ;)
kids: Yay!
barney:YippeeeE! *a buldge forms in his cock region*
kids: Yay!
barney:YippeeeE! *a buldge forms in his cock region*
by J 0 K A January 23, 2005
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1.) Wow, there is nothing to do!
Dude I know. It's like we're living in Barnes.
2.) Hey, let's go get drunk.
Do I look like I live in Barnes, Wisconsin?
Dude I know. It's like we're living in Barnes.
2.) Hey, let's go get drunk.
Do I look like I live in Barnes, Wisconsin?
by Moofle. April 5, 2011
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We interrupt this definition to give you a Barney Error. Barney was killed by David. Do not scroll down... or else...
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! You scrolled down! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 3728763728736728276781982789182789189019829109281878193798638096148610647476569641704174560546745601647160476017606701767637326380832398064864760548575892789797249868304 years! You have to upgrade to Urban Dictionary 2! Now I will scare you!
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by AshtyBoi September 5, 2021
Get the Barney Error mug.Ronnie Barker was THE legend of comedy. Loads funnier than all of this American "comedy". I.e: Friends. (the only funny bit in the entire history of that programme is when Chandler walks into the spa naked and says: "So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here") Ronnie Barker is famous for the TV series' Porridge, Open All Hours ands The Two Ronnies Show. (You can watch some by typing Ronnie Barker into youtube) Even though he died last year, he died a legend.
Customer: Fork Handles
Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)
Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.
Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper
Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)
Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.
Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper
by MichaelToTheJ May 7, 2007
Get the Ronnie Barker mug.To be as awesome as one possibly can be. The most awesome things in the world are said to be bannertastic.
Guy 1: Have you seen that new movie?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, it was totally bannertastic. Best movie I've ever seen.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, it was totally bannertastic. Best movie I've ever seen.
by The_Man_of_Soul May 11, 2011
Get the Bannertastic mug.the act of having your haircut naked + your hair falls into your pubic hair, and later that day, when you take a shower, u think your pubic hair is falling off
by if-u-lick-my-butthole April 6, 2009
Get the Harlem Barbershop mug.1. A man in front of an area such as a circus or side show, talking and shouting to get people interested in buying a ticket or spending money; often wearing a straw hat, and a red and white striped blazer.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.
1. That barker really cost me a fortune with his fast talking!!!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!
by thedzone August 7, 2010
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