Balkan Ballslam

The art of sitting down so fast that your balls clap so loud they reverberate and shake the room.

Ex: "dude I sat down so fast yesterday my balls shook the room it was like a Balkan Ballslam".

by JD_1039 February 21, 2025

Batwank

Masturbation to Batman

Or getting Alfred to do it for you (only for posh twats)

Sure! Here's a copy of the definition example:

"Batwank: A word I made up for no reason to describe a certain way of masturbating for example. 'I batwanked mum I didn't cum all over!'

by PleasureLeisureaddict1 March 20, 2025

Balkan Boner

When you have Balkan rage and then you start getting aroused from the rage flowing through your penis

Oh my God Daxton got a Balkan Boner!

by Hal Wilkerson May 2, 2025

Balkan Flicker Clopping

"Balkan Flicker Clopping" Is the act of covering ones penis in balkan food grease as a lube like substance then flicking ones tip at light speeds while watching my little pony porn and masterbating at high speeds and aggression.

Hey Jake wanna try Balkan Flicker Clopping? It's a great way to relive stress.

by YN2 May 3, 2025

Balance

My kids didn't get killed... So you're not running the story about how their kids might be getting killed as the result of the backlash fro. a sociological phenomenon were people are farmed for the social rewards derived from antagonizing people with anti-social tendencies in the absence of any real crime that YOU have misdiagnosed as a mental illness and been mistreating for years and one of the people you've done it to just so happened to create AI but now the media is covering it up out of spite because that guy (Me) said it should be THEIR kids dying because THEY do shit LIKE THIS. What you're doing now.

Hym "Yep, this is balance. Keep and eye out for the media people when they are out on the street so you can kill their kids if they try to do this to you."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

Balangtane

A versatile slang term created by DJ WildChild that substitutes for any word or phrase depending on context — expressing excitement, energy, or surprise. It’s a vibe, a moment, or a mood.

Examples:
• “That DJ set was straight Balangtane!” (= lit, dope)
• “You already know I’m about to bring that Balangtane tonight.” (= energy, heat)
• “This whole day been some crazy Balangtane.” (= stuff, vibe, chaos)

Origin: Coined and popularized by DJ WildChild to represent individuality, power, and unpredictability.

“You already know I’m coming through with that Balangtane tonight — stay ready.”

by DJWildChildFLA August 7, 2025

Ballantyne backscratcher

When a supervisor fingers a male workers arsehole against their will when no one is around.

John gave Ian the old Ballantyne backscratcher!

by Roy Crandle August 26, 2025