Brandon

One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.

Steve - "Hey I hear your brother became a Brandon"

Jordan - "Yeah Really sucks I wont be an uncle"

by AshleysMexicanDick May 26, 2014

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Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is kind and courageous. He is very shy, but if he loves you, he will work up the bravery to tell you. Once he loves you, he will never give up on you. He is the stars on a dark night. He will always be there for you and help you through any situation. He loves his friends very much and is always playing around with them. He is selflessand one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet.

P1: I heard about the new kid today. His name is Brandon.
P2: Yeah I saw him too. He already made friends and is so nice to them.
P3: He seems pretty brave as well.

by HeatherTheTether March 21, 2019

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The most amazing man you'll ever meet. Gorgeous eyes, sexy, smart, strong, fucking fantastic in bed. Muscles galore and knows how to smile in ways that'll make you tingle inside and out. Brandon is the perfect father, lover and partner so make sure you're ready for kids because you don't wanna lose this opportunity ladies. Puts the D in DILF. Redefines the Dad Bod. Legend.

Woman 1: Did you see that Brandon over there?
Woman 2: OMG, is that why my ovaries were tingling?!
Woman 1: Probably, that man is such a DILF.

Man 1: Ugh, I'm trying my best to be more of a Brandon.
Man 2: I know mate, that guy really fucking sets the bar.
Man 1: What a legend.

by RiskyM July 21, 2021

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He will now and forever be a fuckboy. If in a relationship never give a second chance you'll only come out hurt worse than before. He isn't worth it.
Bad lover but a good friend sometimes.

Can you believe what Brandon did?

Yes, he's a fuckboy.

by Darlin'deer January 17, 2018

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