Jim; Hey dude, did you hear about Jillian?
Alex; No, what man?
Jim; She has dense breast.
Alex; Damn man, that sucks.
Jim; Well, I'd still tap that
Alex; No, what man?
Jim; She has dense breast.
Alex; Damn man, that sucks.
Jim; Well, I'd still tap that
by DankNutella October 1, 2016
Get the Dense Breastmug. 1) A big girl
2) A swamp donkey w/ large diary pillows who's down to screw at the drop of a hat. Usually revolting in appearance.
3) Horny ass fat chick
2) A swamp donkey w/ large diary pillows who's down to screw at the drop of a hat. Usually revolting in appearance.
3) Horny ass fat chick
Don't do it Colin! I don't care how smashed you are, that big breasted belly thrasher will hurt you....
by Samhain_Knight September 3, 2004
Get the Big Breasted Belly Thrashermug. An absolute bacchanalian festival of titty. In plain English, an orgy, though it could perhaps also apply to a particularly raucous party. Of course a play on the phrase "Bed 'n' Breakfast".
person 1: were yall up super late partying after i left?
person 2: duuude yes it turned into a total bed 'n' breast fest, you missed out
person 1: dang, hope you squeezed a titty for me
person 2: duuude yes it turned into a total bed 'n' breast fest, you missed out
person 1: dang, hope you squeezed a titty for me
by square_penix May 12, 2022
Get the Bed 'n' breast festmug. This girl with great tits let me try on the Double Breasted Jack It with her. I hope she has a good dry cleaner because we may have got some stains on it.
by OneShot August 7, 2012
Get the Double Breasted Jack Itmug. by bobthebobbob October 18, 2008
Get the lips, legs, breasts, and ass mug. A winged angelic female beast, known to cause all sorts of wild and dangerous experiences. Natural habitat is in the kitchen, but when lured onto soft surfaces such as, beds, couches, or even the floor, she'll be ready to pounce on her prey and beat it till it explodes a horribly beautiful death.
Urban Explorer: crikey! We found ourselves a double breasted bed thumper, let's bait her into the bedroom!
DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!
*bags and grabs her*
(3 hours later...)
DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!
*bags and grabs her*
(3 hours later...)
DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
by TheSexpertOfEcology October 4, 2011
Get the Double Breasted Bed Thumpermug. Anyone individual of the species of caucasian female homo sapiens with a particularly large libido and mammary glands.
We went to the bar, and saw a flock of rosy breasted mattress thrashers partaking in a mating display.
by b-luv907 May 18, 2010
Get the rosy breasted mattress thrashermug.