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Multi-Bollock

Somebody that has more than two testicles. This means 3 or more, limited to 258. If a multi-bollock exceeds 258 testicles then it needs to be referred to the HSE. (UK)
Christ almighty! I finished football today and could've sworn I'd seen a multi-bollock in the showers. I counted five but felt uncomfortable in counting further. We did win the game though.
by Busspass February 12, 2023
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Bollocks

My mom just died”. “Bollocks”.
by James Mays cousin October 17, 2022
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Bollocks

In modern short terms: Bullshit
In old terms: An eggplant
Example 1
Person 1: I'm getting a girl at the club today
Person 2: Bollocks, you're too much of a dummy or weakling to get one

Example 2
Person 1: My boss just keeps pushing me around and expects me to be his punching bag. He barely pays me enough too.
Person 2: Then bro, quit. You don't wanna be grabbing bollocks all of the time
by Juice WRLD but alive May 23, 2021
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Bollocks

British equivalent of Bullshit

Mostly used when someone tells a lie or says something that is fake
Person 1: Holy shit dude I just lost my Virginity yesterday

Person 2: Oh shut up that’s a load of Bollocks
by EnglishMamba June 26, 2019
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Bollocks

Funny word Oliver says when something goes wrong
Oh bollocks.
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Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair
by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018
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Ballas Bollocks

When a young man is suffering from two aching shriveled raisin bollocks after a night in bed with Shirley Ballas.
Sorry mate I would love to join you on the ride today but I have some serious Ballas bollocks, Shirley drained them all night.”
by Sequins11 January 7, 2025
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