bollock face

Is a man or a woman who has big cheeks on their face. It can normally look like the person in question has a cock for a nose and a pair of bollocks for cheeks!

Hey bollock face, stop pointing that cock at me!!!!

by Adrian Price June 9, 2007

bollock

gonad, ball, testicle. pl. Bollocks

He's dropped a bollock. He's made a mistake. (i.e. he's made a schoolboy error)
You're gonna get a bollocking now.
You're in for a right telling off (i.e. kick in the balls)

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

cunty bolloks

the term given to an irritating twat,someone whos gettin up your nose,a gloating no good bastard...

hey cunty bolloks any more er that ill give u a good pounding....

by beatnek October 15, 2007

bullocks

A cow's testicles. Used in slang to describe something Shitty, or something that has gone wrong.

Aw, thats Bullocks.
That bullocks went wrong

by your mum ting December 15, 2004

gnats bollock

The smallest unit of measurement (as opposed to CH) lol.

He just missed hitting that car by a gnat's bollock.

by MarzAttax August 3, 2005

Bollocksed

When you going to get told of by someone or When you are nervous for what they may say! Usually used associated with school problems (eg-up tight shitty teachers , or just people who can’t take a joke ! )
Use the word appropriately please kiddos otherwise I’m bollocksed 🥱!

‘damn I’m going to get bollocksed because I said what I thought to my tutor/house parent and i will die’

by On ket from the vet 🥱 June 10, 2020

Bollocky Binds

When something is very difficult

or

When you get your bollocks tangled in your pants

or

Some kind of S & M technique

Friend #1 oh bollocky binds
Friend #2 whats up?
Friend #1 im getting into a right bollocky bind with this software its so difficult...

I couldnt come to work today as i got into a bollocky bind when i got dressed.

by Fay King November 25, 2010