Awesome

Someone who is absolutely amazing and exhibits the traits of being worthy of awe! Perfection at it's greatest. When one is considered to be amazing, it can be inferred that they are also amazing, cool, beautiful, and fantastic. See Example.

Bob- "Isn't Lauren awesome?!"
Jim- "Of course! She's the most amazing person in the world! How couldn't she be?"

by LaurenFan123 June 7, 2010

awesome possum

Worst Sonic the Hedgehog clone ever. Don't even bother trying to find any gameplay in this rotten pile of dogshit.

Upon first playing Awesome Possum, I wanted to heave myself off of a very tall building and hopefully catch my eyelid on a nail.

by Lightbunny January 9, 2003

awesomeballs

Something usually soaked in awesomesauce

awesomeballs
awesomesauce
awesomeballs soaked in awesomesauce

by HELSDSI October 16, 2010

awesome socks

Just like the slang "awesome sauce" but with the word socks instead. The pure refined essence of awesome. An exclamation about how great something is.

That Arcade Fire concert was totally awesome socks!

by bobo1982 May 20, 2011

less than awesome

A rating given to something that seemingly has potential to be awesome, but that would not be totally awesome in reality. Intensity of rating ranges from awesome minus one to awesome minus one over infinity.

Imagine if life were like a classic sitcom and everyone had their catchphrases and whenever they said it the camera would pause and zoom in and they'd do a goofy look while the sound *whan whan waaaa* played in the background.

That sounds like an idea that has been at least briefly thought out. i appreciate your contribution, perhaps it even made me laugh. However, it is less than awesome.

by originalbuttertoast January 4, 2010

Vortex of Awesomeness

When a womans vag eats part of their pants.

Matt said "Holy shit! look at that vortex of awesomeness!!!"

Over the years, Matt and Kyle have learned to extend their peripheral vision to 360 degrees in hopes of scouting out every vortex.

Shelly's vortex eats all other vortexes, as well as black holes, planets, stars and occasionally galaxies.

by Dr. Quantum Infinity January 7, 2010

Christian the Awesome Ninja

Christian the Awesome Ninja is an almost indescribable fictional short story written by the infamous Drew Relkcerk. The story is about a guy named Christian who kills his parents accidentaly with his ninja powers before he even knows he has them. Then he learns more about his powers as he gets older and becomes Christian the Awesome Ninja. In the story he becomes so awesome you`d think he`s the good guy but, as the story progresses he becomes corrupt and starts killing people for no reason. Then, out of a giant bolt of lightning from the sky, comes Drew! Who owns Christian and changes Christian`s name to chis. And Drew changes his own name to Drew The Savior. In order to understand this crazy-ass logic you must read the story which is impossible for alot of people because the only 4 copies of the story are here in my desk drawer.

A few excerpts from Christian the Awesome Ninja below:

1.)" Narrator: There once was a Christian named ninja

Producer: CUT! Oh, C`mon man this is like the 50th time we`ve gone over this its 'There once was a ninja named Christian!! Seriously though, you gotta work on that!!

Narrator: Oh, Sorry

Producer: Alright everybody! From the top! ACTION!"
2.) "Drew the Savior: I couldn`t have done it without help from my best friends Chuck Norris and Jesus."

3.) "Christian the Awesome Ninja: ABRA KADABRA ALEKAZAM!!!"

by blu3hat July 5, 2010