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Asshole

Someone who doesn't make it a priority to be popular.
The guy had always been an asshole, what other kids thought was popular was not important to him, he thought most people in the world were a little bit too friendly.
by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019
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Asshole

Somebody who always does shit that you, or nobody likes.
Guy 1-That asshole came as an asshole yesterday, and he's gonna come as one today and tomorrow isn't he?
Guy 2-Fuck that faggot, he's never gonna quit being a cocksucker!
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
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Asshole

A person who continuously tests the limits of their relationships with other people to see where that person being tested will draw the line in terms of acceptable behavior and attitude.
A person who is extremely objective to the world around them and has no inherent trust in anything until proven otherwise
A person who, through their lack of trust in the world and objectiveness, has become extremely wise
Dan is an Asshole.
by jreezysjsu June 3, 2018
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Asshole

People who claim they are not assholes by saying, "I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot. "
Person 1: "Hey man you're kind of an asshole. "
Person 2: "I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot. "
Person 1: "Nope wrong you're an asshole. Go check urban dictionary"
by Jim81827378484 March 31, 2013
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asshole

Something to call a person you hate
Are you an asshole? Because your hairy and smell like shit!
by TheStifMeister April 19, 2016
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asshole

You know man where the caca expels. Those delicious brownies you ate for dessert last night comes out of that damn crack in your ass as disgusting brownies that look but smell like the dumpster. Oh yeah, don't give your asshole a hard time though, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THAT FUCKER'S SLEEVE. If you dare to eat a burrito right before showing it off as a sex organ, be careful. As soon as your "cameraman" is about to take the picture and send it to Google Images, you blast a projectile shit right on the man's face. Then your ass burns while the boss meets you in his office and says you're fired from your supermodel job.
(In the classroom)

Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL
by RackyRacer September 1, 2016
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asshole

1. Someone who used to be your good friend but then befriended some jerks and became one himself.

2. The jerk mentioned above makes fun of you and ruins your reputation.

3. Your whole high school.
"what an asshole"
by 2k15sucks June 23, 2015
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