arse captain

someone who commands ass attention 24/7 by trannie cocks

frank braithwaite is an arse captain

by big fraze June 20, 2008

Arse badger

A real jerk

Girl: wow that boy was such an arse badger

by Shayomac February 19, 2017

Arse Munch

One who irritates others for their own amusement. This is usually met with hostility.

Also, a term of endearment between friends.

"What an utter arse munch!"

or
"Awright arse munch? How's it going?"

by 4Tone-E May 30, 2015

Arse Jam

The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.

Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”

Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”

Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”

Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”

Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”

by tincopper March 1, 2011

arse hash

Hashish that has been smuggled in someone's rectum

Danny sold me some of his arse hash. It was good shit.

by drploppy December 4, 2016

Genie-arse

a Genie-arse/ genie-ass is someone who's smarter than a smartarse/smartass. it's also a play on the word genius.

Don't be a smartass! -
I'm not a smartass! I'm a Genie-arse!

by geniearse May 25, 2018

arse-rider

An annoying prink who latches onto your exact walk speed and trajectory and then continues to follow you 'up your arse' all the journey. Can only be stopped with a sudden halt, which may result in a rear-ending, depending on how closely they are following you. Also applicable when driving.

E'yar mate this dickhead behind us is being a right arse-rider! He has followed us all the way home. I am about to slam on the brakes, hopefully he fucks off.

by leede January 9, 2016