the act of several men releasing their semen into a females anal cavity then pouring milk into the anal cavity and haveing another girl put her mouth around the asshole entrance and drinking the sweet mixture
by geofrymcdonalds May 16, 2010
Get the Anal shake mug.A Freudian term for someone fixated in the anal stage of development; the ysublimate their desire to shit on everything by being critical, gossipy and slovenly. The opposite of anal retentive.
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Get the anal fortitude mug.A collection of lint in an ass crack resulting from any fabric worn by males. This lint is magically extracted from the garment and directed toward the basin of the aforementioned chasm. This fuzz is often extracted daily by the use of the common index finger and rolled into a ball to be thrown away. This ball generally consists of lint, sweat, and fecal matter, but may also include semen and other foreign debris. Removing this fuzz may also facilitate the need to sniff one's finger to ensure there is no fecal matter on the finger.
AKA Fertile Crescent
AKA Fertile Crescent
Guy 1: Dude, Why does your finger smell like ass?
Guy 2: Dude, I was playing tennis and I had to extract my anal fuzz!
Guy 2: Dude, I was playing tennis and I had to extract my anal fuzz!
by Mike Yass March 30, 2009
Get the Anal Fuzz mug.Pretty much the worst STI in existance. When a friend has hooked up with someone gross, or tells you that they think they may have an STI, one is bound by a moral duty to inform them that they have, in fact, contracted anal clap.
Symptoms include: anything they complain of. Then tell them that anal clap is worse than AIDS, and it's only going to get worse. One could also make up some more heinous symptoms, including (but not limited to) anal leakage, scabies, and loss of teeth.
Symptoms include: anything they complain of. Then tell them that anal clap is worse than AIDS, and it's only going to get worse. One could also make up some more heinous symptoms, including (but not limited to) anal leakage, scabies, and loss of teeth.
1. Paul: "Bro that chick you got with last night was disgusting. You need to get checked to make sure you haven't caught anal clap off her."
Simon: "What's anal clap?"
Paul: "The worst STI in the world... Its pretty serious. And by that I mean its worse than AIDS. If your bum gets itchy tonight I'd be worried..."
2. Susan: "I'm just really worried that I might have caught an STI off that guy last week... (insert list of symptoms here)."
Dolores: "Oh dear, Susan. It sounds as though you've caught anal clap!"
Susan: "No! Anal clap is worse than AIDS! I should have known that he'd be infected with the worst STI on the planet!
Simon: "What's anal clap?"
Paul: "The worst STI in the world... Its pretty serious. And by that I mean its worse than AIDS. If your bum gets itchy tonight I'd be worried..."
2. Susan: "I'm just really worried that I might have caught an STI off that guy last week... (insert list of symptoms here)."
Dolores: "Oh dear, Susan. It sounds as though you've caught anal clap!"
Susan: "No! Anal clap is worse than AIDS! I should have known that he'd be infected with the worst STI on the planet!
by AnalClapper September 13, 2009
Get the Anal Clap mug.A person, usually a political figure or newsreader who thinks that their opinions and ideology is correct even though it is based on Post-Truth and AltFacts, the word is a derivative of Analyst
Nigel was so pleased when Faux News hired him as an Analcyst as it gave him a platform to argue his alternative facts, and post-truth.
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