Anal Plunger

Using anal sex as a means to relieve constipation through stimulation of the rectum and sphincter.

Sonia was super-constipated, so I worked her over with the anal plunger and the shit was flying out everywhere!

by KY_Rider May 20, 2009

anal beard

The hair which encompasses the rectum etc. A high quality anal beard will usually contain several different colours (4+) these colours, however, are naturally several shades of "natural" brown. The common anal beard will have 3-7 different scents. The unofficial record of multiple scent for a single anal beard is 22 held by Quincy (this measurment was recorded by kieran) Anal beards can be used as a fashion accessory (eg. braids, ribbons, Dye) public displays of your trendy anal beard usually result in arrest and numerous prison buggerings.

"Gosh, I can smell Quincy's anal beard from here"
"Wow, check the anal beard on that, too bad he's getting arrested"
"DAMN, i've still got some of that chick's anal beard stuck in my ODD and it smells real bad"
"on my adventures, I once saw an anal beard that was 4 meters long! ... it tasted funny...."

by JOSAFOOWIS September 21, 2005

anal assasin

a man who fucks you in the ass without the courtesy to lube up first.

i totaly watched this anal assasin go to town on this guy.

jim is an anal assasin.

by doogy man April 4, 2006

Anal Week

Anal week is the week in which your kinky/uninhibited girlfriend has her period. If she is less kinky, this may also be known as blowjob week. With proper training, you can make your girlfriends worst week of the month fun for you!

Boy: Hey girl, feel like making some sweet, sweet love?

Girl: I'm sorry, I have some bad news for you - I just got my per-

Boy: ALRIGHT! ANAL WEEK w00t w00t!

by Lucky_Boy August 29, 2010

anal biscuit

anal biscuit is that turd you pop out your but that takes forever and hurts like hell. A turd that feels like it was 2 foot long coming out but only was about 2 inches. Dried up looking. A non fiberous turd.

I sat on the toilet screaming inside as my butt crack was stretched to the limit just to pop out a small anal biscuit.

by phink7d October 16, 2008

anal abortion

When a humanoid excretes an obnoxiously massive fecal deposit, is sometimes referred to as an 'anal abortion'.

Taco Bell gave me an anal abortion.

by whoremangler August 6, 2004

anal ferret

1) (noun) one who manages to sneak in a bout of anal sex, despite their partner's protests.

2) (noun) the act of exploring every crevice in the anus as possible, much like a ferret inside a hollowed tree.

Dan managed to be an anal ferret and squeeze in a few rounds of rampant ass ramming.

by Wookiestick January 23, 2004