Crackhead hours

Between the times of 12 a.m. and 3 a.m. where you know you should be in bed, but you instead stay up talking about random crap and doing stupid stuff like playing with fire.

Dude, I had some crazy crackhead hours this morning.

by Larry DonkBonkers November 29, 2019

top of the hour

The beginning of the hour or when a new hour starts. (1:00, 2:00, 3:00)

Hasan: Ad break at the top of the hour!

Chat: *revolts*

by Cowman. September 23, 2023

Microsoft hour

The arbitrary amount of time it takes to install Windows XP on your computer. Usually somewhere between 40 and 120 earth minutes

I need to reinstall windows. I'll be back online in exactly one microsoft hour.

Your computer will be ready in one microsoft hour and 30 microsoft minutes

by d4m4s74 August 22, 2012

Horny Hours

its a time (typically night) when a person gets horny

-I'm on my horny hours again

+You're always horny bro

by Castilla Leon October 27, 2021

trumps hours

Showing up to work at a ridiculous hour for a very short and completely inadequate length of time. (11 am - 4:45pm) Also includes a very long lunch break with additional breaks called “executive time”. Extended weekends and holidays included.

I can’t beleive Mark, he thinks he works Trumps hours. He showed up at 11:00 walked around a bit , then went straight to lunch.

by Penalty Box May 1, 2018

Tryhard hours

The hours in which distractions(people, toys,etc)are away and you are able to perfect your choosen craft usually between 9pm-4am

Person: wanna go bar hopping tonight?

You: na I have a test tomorrow so it's Tryhard hours tonight

Person: the fuck are Tryhard hours?

by LeObama de Evie Karen June 22, 2020

After Hours

The eons of the night when everything begins to close and the intrusive thought start to kick in. Also a kick ass album by Abel ‘The Weeknd’ Tesfaye that saved 2020 from being the complete and utter muck it was.

Clock: 3:11 AM
Friend 1: “Man I’m hungry and everything is closed !”
Friend 2: “I know dude, it’s after hours now.”

Walt: “ Jesse..play Escape from LA from After Hours….even if we scare the hoes.”

by Supes_13 September 14, 2022