A real living legend. Who if you get to meet, you’ll remember him for the rest of your life even if you didn’t want to hahhaha
by Ryan leonardo November 25, 2021
Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 17, 2019
A guy that use to have a lot of clout but now is in paw paw mode pulling girls from the sun to the moon all around good guy, Heart of gold,loves everybody
by Certified stepper November 17, 2020
The sexiest bea around love bf4 and getting pissed off at friend whilst horsinh around with them. And wont gameshare with k8.
It ryne allen
by K9cammando October 12, 2015
The most sexiest man ever that you will meet. He is one of the funniest guys with a dirty mind. You will love him but only as a friend. He can never get a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries.
"Luke Allen is my best friend"
by TheBlueBear November 13, 2019
A very hot boy who has feelings for someone but can't really tell Anyone about it. The girl is beautiful , strong and bold hearted ! He is kind in every way possible and is a hard worker . Once he starts to love it's hard to stop him .
Joseph Michael Allen is so sweet
by Urban dictionary soceity January 09, 2018
Cort "Fucking" Allen
Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds
The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts
Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so
Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds
The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts
Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so
by corty boy September 03, 2019