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Alex

A simp for girls in video games. A guy that won't listen to any of your fucking callouts and says I got this.
Teammates: Ayo behind you
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.

*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.
by sadfacesimp September 9, 2020
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Alex

An absolute spud, pretty small and derpy. Way smaller compared to someone named Harrison. Pretty cute tho. Midget.
Alex is soooooo short
by not a spud April 10, 2020
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Alex

all bitches blow him hottest guy ever single rn girls hit up
hey Alex!
by Carrotstick1231 February 16, 2018
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Alex

Someone who will stay by your back until the end of time, a crazy, funny amazing guy who deserves so much of the world. he's a guy who will always make you smile and laugh no matter what mood you are in, make you feel better when you are down and always be there when you need someone.
that cute guy over there? his name is alex and he's amazing
by lolskid123 February 3, 2018
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Alex

Alex is a dick
by Zackleburg March 6, 2023
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Alex

A bitch that manipulates her friends. Beware of people called Alex they will destroy your life and blackmail you with whatever they find. She usually is flat but body shames other people, she calls everyone a slut but herself. She has an annoying friend group whom she controls.
John: "That bitch Alex told everyone my crush."
Sally: "Yeah, last time I left her with my stuff, she went through my messages."
by Thathater May 3, 2022
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Alex

Someone who does not know the word failure, he can destroy you in everything you challenge him to. He also has a massive cock(25-30 inches)
NNN God: Have you failed No Nut November Yet?
Alex: Failure disgusts me
by SkinnyPenisi69 November 8, 2019
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