Alabama Mortar

A sexual action involving a woman to eat greasy food or take dietary pills and then lay flat on her chest and then defecate at full force into a mans mouth behind her

Cuz: Danial always wanted an Alabama Mortar , this may be his lucky night after taco bell

Danial: I've been waiting for ever I could never thank you enough

by Truewhiteamerican April 28, 2022

alabama dangler

Is where you and you and people let your balls hang and slap each other's balls with your balls

Aye yo nigga you down to play Alabama dangler?

by Nutfart February 1, 2017

Alabama Whiteboard

A wall of white people to prevent the minorities from entering the school.

Damn... Our district is so fucked up, we had to use the Alabama Whiteboard twice in the same day!

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

Alabama Slushie

When you dump an ice pop in the girl's coochie then slurp it all out. This would create a nice cool area that you can insert your penis into.

AYO MY SLIME ITS SO HOT OUT! Can you give me an Alabama Slushie?

by cakeslat May 29, 2019

Samson Alabama

Small tiny town in lower Alabama that has two stop lights and everyone’s fucking a relative.

Omg she’s got to be from Samson Alabama.

by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021

Alabama Swimrace

2 guys and 1 girl (All 3 have to be related), have to be naked in a pool. The 2 guys have to be on one end of the pool, while the girl goes on the other end. The girl must float with her legs open, and the 2 guys must jizz in the pool, specifically towards the girl. The first person to impregnate the girl is the winner.

Bill: Yo Jack, u wanna go and play Alabama Swimrace with our sister, Becca?
Jack: Oh boy, I hope I win dis' time. Mom was letting you win by getting closer to you!

by 16yearoldboi April 8, 2017

Alabama stroke

When your sister gives you a handjob.

I caught Norma Jean giving her brother Billy Bob an Alabama stroke behind the barn last night.

by ja'deqwerviex November 4, 2017