Can you lend me a half a yard would mean fifty dollars, similarly can you spot me a yard would mean person is requesting a $100.00 loan.
by Cyril nashCCyril Nash December 17, 2017
Jacking off and ending right before you’re about to cum and then proceeding to workout right after to maximize T-levels. Proven way to get your biceps bigger
Better Pre-workout than Gnar Pump
Better Pre-workout than Gnar Pump
Me: Hey Joe, why couldn’t you sumo deadlift 450 today?
Joe: Bro, honestly, I didn’t half jack today, I’m just not feeling as good
Me:Pussy
Joe: Bro, honestly, I didn’t half jack today, I’m just not feeling as good
Me:Pussy
by Half-Jacking December 12, 2018
"Half-Pete" is a reference to the mythical half man that lives in rural West Virginia in a basement of a large family. The story is told: His mother tried to abort him as an infant, however the procedure did not take. A week later, the abomination that is Half-Pete was born. With the lower section of his body skewered by incompetent surgical practices, he would physically only be half a man. Half-Pete is often referred to now as a full grown man, while other accounts say he is immortal.
He is described as vitriolic, spiteful and during bouts of his regular and intense pain, enraged. His story came to light when he tunneled out of the basement (from which he was made prisoner in) and into one of the off-set structures on the property where one of his younger siblings slept. Through years of tunneling, one night he cut his way through the carpet, attacked and killed his sibling in a bitter act of revenge over a long lifetime of abuse from the hands of his parents and siblings. Some accounts say he was force fed pain pills by members of the family wearing a "bear suit" (bear-resistance hardened suit) so as to keep the noise down during important family functions, in an effort to further conceal his existence.
Half-Pete can be used as an adjective when describing a situation, as follows...
He is described as vitriolic, spiteful and during bouts of his regular and intense pain, enraged. His story came to light when he tunneled out of the basement (from which he was made prisoner in) and into one of the off-set structures on the property where one of his younger siblings slept. Through years of tunneling, one night he cut his way through the carpet, attacked and killed his sibling in a bitter act of revenge over a long lifetime of abuse from the hands of his parents and siblings. Some accounts say he was force fed pain pills by members of the family wearing a "bear suit" (bear-resistance hardened suit) so as to keep the noise down during important family functions, in an effort to further conceal his existence.
Half-Pete can be used as an adjective when describing a situation, as follows...
by Dave712 December 14, 2017
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by @kdhaynes April 21, 2009
When you’ve still got half a pint left but your mate offers you a drink and you don’t want to miss out, so you get a half pint with which to top up the glass. A common scenario since the decline of the fishing industry, so fishermen sit at a ‘spoons nursing a pint instead of fishing.
by gsb October 24, 2019
A female who flirts with every guy she comes into contact with, but is never willing to do anything sexual.
by SkinnyNat March 08, 2021