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joe joe alert

the face you make at Layla when you see Johnathan walking beside her in the hallway.
Friend 1: wanna go to class early

Friend 2: Can’t joe joe alert
by straightforseth October 13, 2021
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.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025
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amber alert

When your woman falls asleep while you're eating her pussy and she farts in your mouth
He went to the bathroom to brush his teeth for a second time that night after receiving a full-on Amber alert
by frogqweef July 7, 2024
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Crush alert

An alert said by people to tell that someone likes or is attracted to someone, but they don't like them back.
Kate: "I like... Cody."
Ana: "CRUSH ALERT!".
*Everyone gasps*
by irieomgfunny/面白い December 4, 2022
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<scr<script>ipt>alert('XSS')</scr<script>ipt>

<scr<script>ipt>alert('XSS')</scr<script>ipt>
<scr<script>ipt>alert('XSS')</scr<script>ipt>
by <script>alert('sdc')</script> December 15, 2021
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Monster alert

One of two alerts the sim city folks that send alerts to your phone about weather and disasters don't send you, the other being alerts about alien invasions.
Had people gotten the monster alert sooner, they might have had time to prepare instead of react.
by Solid Mantis March 21, 2021
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suicide alert

Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal
Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!
by Cutforeskin March 21, 2014
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