Always guard your pepperonis

That one time in regular show the movie when muscle man from the future sexually assaulted his younger self by slapping both of his mantits onto his face right after teaching him the importance of always guarding his pepperonis

Future muscle man: I know something that you don't
Past muscle man: What's that?
Future muscle man: Always guard your pepperonis *aggressively slaps younger muscle man's mantits*
Past muscle man: AEAEAEAEAEAEAEASSDDRSDIHSICLOKALKAJK(that noise muscle man makes)

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

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always you

masterpiece by louis tomlinson, on his debut album “walls”- track 8

“omg have u listened to walls yet”
“yeah my favourite is always you”
“taste”

by lwtwalls June 29, 2021

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always.caroline

a beautiful girl who is an amazing person and deserves happines:) a person that makes you feel special, loved and makes your day better! A gorgeous girl with the prettiest eyes.

always.caroline has the best hugs!<3

by vivisfrog August 6, 2021

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ALWAYS4TUESDAYS

Any person place or thing that is yang.

Yo bro, thanks this beer is so ALWAYS4TUESDAYS

by Ghetto man August 18, 2021

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ALWAYS4TUESDAYS

The BEST Friend anyone could ever have, a cut and dry honest, funny, mega talented actress who wears her heart 💜 on her sleeve for everyone, she has so much charisma and love for everyone and hip hop she is the HOLY GHOST of HIP HOP, OMNIPRESENT, omnipotent, INVINCIBLE, invisible, and if blasphemed, the sin is unforgivable.

(As to your friends and family) “mom, your acting so ALWAYS4TUESDAYS lately (as a spiritual compliment, or good omen to a loved one.)

by Ghetto man August 26, 2021

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