Alabama Abracadabra

When a woman gets pregnant when there is really now way she "should" have been able to... ie, she was obviously cheating.

This seems like something that would happen more in Alabama than in other areas.

- When a woman's husband comes home from a year overseas to find his wife 6 months pregnant! That's the Alabaman Abracadabra!
- When a white woman with a white husband has a clearly black or latino child. AKA, The Jerry Springer...That's the Alabama Abracadabra!

by alabama_abracadabra March 12, 2011

abracadaver

a magic candaver in which a necrophiliac takes great pleasure in useing as his/her sex toy (commonly used in sex chairs and such).

John used the sex chair with an abracadaver again and didnt clean up.

by clayton s and mykle m. September 9, 2005

Abraham Lincoln Elementary School

Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.

Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?

by Cup Drinker August 30, 2017

Stacy Abrams

(Noun) A woman who is a master at registering people to vote and bringing them to the polls.
(Verb) to register multiple voters and bring them to the polls.

With our low voter turnout, we need to Stacy Abrams our state.

by Smarter Than XPOTUS February 21, 2021

abraca-do

a slander of the word abracadabra, used to initiate some type of random or spontaneous action

12 at night trying to sleep....
"Lets go to wendy's"
"Ight lets abraca-do this"

by MurphaDurph November 6, 2006

Abraham

A terrorist than you shouldn't be friends with he only likes young female from Egypt and stares at there arse holes in PE if your friends with Abraham always remeber he is a terrorist that will rape his sister

Wow is that Abraham

ALLAHAKBAARR

by Abraham is a nonce March 19, 2020

Abraham Lincoln

He was the sixteenth president of the United States who was the first one to coin the sex move an "Abe Lincoln" where one proceeds to jizz in another's face and throw pubes on the jizz creating a silly beard. He also invented Lincoln Logs and in his spare time hunted vampires attempting to free the slaves from the dark overlords of the South who were running the cotton industry. Vampires secretly created a contraption called the "tampon" where a woman stores it in her vagina during her time of the month leaving a discarded tasty snack to be consumed.

"I Abe Lincolned my friend when he was sleeping last night and he thought he finally hit puberty!"

"Well you certainly paid fine tribute to the man who saved the world from the dark plague of vampires. Abraham Lincoln you sun of a gun."

by mikethegreat26 March 17, 2014