Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.

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by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018

Fuck ton

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load

The Captain has a fuck ton of hoodies.

by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024

A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.

James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023

shit-ton

Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.

More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.

This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016

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ton o alcohol

Copious amounts of alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Term generally used in the southern United States.

Hay babe, how about you run down to the corner store and pick up a ton o alcohol.

by SWEDISH PIMP October 15, 2016