Captain K

A young Adventurer who led an Infantry Company of Afghan National Army soldiers on over 300 combat and humanitarian missions in Eastern Afghanistan between July 2004 and July 2005. His journey was recorded in the book "Captain K's Afghanistan Adventure".

Man, that guy is so tough and brave, he's like the real Captain k!

by Razor6 January 25, 2011

k hole

To have used to much of the drug ketamine (special K) and lost sense of time and space, balance, verbal skills.

It took Dave 10 minutes to walk up the steps he was in such a K hole.

by cowboy September 20, 2002

Kelly K

Fine blondes with ass and sass. A full blown Kelly K doesnt listen to lame music, smokes good kush and makes black victoria secret look fucking good. Natural blondes only. She knows how to roll cones too.

"Lido or Siesta?"
"I just want to go wherever the Kelly Ks are"

by ccasherr May 12, 2017

k-fee

a coffee drink company located in germany that is known for their commercials containing jumpscares in the 90s/2000s, and was brought back to life by devin millar in the form of modern commercials in the 2010s/2020s.

"ever been so wide awake? k-fee caned caffeine with coffee"
-whispering child

by psychicgoat April 14, 2021

K mart

Ghetto small mall

I got my food stamps! let go to K-mart.

by 5.0phil January 28, 2003

K-Fed

The PRIME example of a man living off of his famous, hugely monied wife in order to acheieve even the tiniest status in his life.

K-Fed did George Bush and O.J. a favor, actually. He's become the new national punchline.

by Their 2nd Cousin November 11, 2006

K-fee

An old series of coffee flavored energy drink commercials featuring, “screamers”, which show a relaxing scene that gets abruptly interrupted by a zombie or a gargoyle while screaming, which could potentially scare the viewer. This concept is to demonstrate the effects of their products.

In 2019, the ads brought back by a YouTube user named Finder Lurker. But unlike the original commercials, which had zombies and gargoyles as the creatures jumping up, the creature that pops up is now a demonic ghost-like trans woman. These “modern” advertisements have not been proven to be official and still remain a mystery among fans of the ads.

Person 1: Have you seen the new K-fee ads?

Person 2: Yeah, they’re scary! I couldn’t sleep for a whole week!

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 14, 2019