A type of beverage sold by k-fee AG, a company in Berlin, Germany, but also by k-fee US inc. in Florida. It is sold as an energy drink, as gum, and also a type of latte. The most surprising thing is the commercials, which contain screamers. It shows a random video, until either a gargoyle or a zombie pops up at the end and screams. The most famous one is the "k-fee auto", which shows a white car driving down a grassy valley with relaxing music playing, until the car dissapears behind a tree and the zombie pops up and screams, followed by the slogan, "So wach warst du noch nie." (Translated: "You've never been so awake")
What is up with the commercials for this drink called "k-fee"?! They scared the hell out of me! Especially the one with the car!
by Fire_Starter April 13, 2008
a coffee drink company located in germany that is known for their commercials containing jumpscares in the 90s/2000s, and was brought back to life by devin millar in the form of modern commercials in the 2010s/2020s.
by psychicgoat April 15, 2021
by K-fee zombie Guy July 18, 2007
Ever been so wide awake? An energy coffee drink that is ready to repair your day, and caffeinate you to the MAXIMUM!
"K-fee Turbodrink now has a new formula that is ready to repair your day, and caffeinate you to the MAXIMUM!"
-Narrator 2020
-Narrator 2020
by zoombcake March 27, 2021
To scare someone by screaming loudly and jumping at them. Originating from the commercials that promote the product of the same name.
My brother tries to k-fee every time I watch k-fee screamers. I guess I would call it a double k-fee.
by Justicewithtacosandweed December 16, 2019
An old series of coffee flavored energy drink commercials featuring, “screamers”, which show a relaxing scene that gets abruptly interrupted by a zombie or a gargoyle while screaming, which could potentially scare the viewer. This concept is to demonstrate the effects of their products.
In 2019, the ads brought back by a YouTube user named Finder Lurker. But unlike the original commercials, which had zombies and gargoyles as the creatures jumping up, the creature that pops up is now a demonic ghost-like trans woman. These “modern” advertisements have not been proven to be official and still remain a mystery among fans of the ads.
In 2019, the ads brought back by a YouTube user named Finder Lurker. But unlike the original commercials, which had zombies and gargoyles as the creatures jumping up, the creature that pops up is now a demonic ghost-like trans woman. These “modern” advertisements have not been proven to be official and still remain a mystery among fans of the ads.
Person 1: Have you seen the new K-fee ads?
Person 2: Yeah, they’re scary! I couldn’t sleep for a whole week!
Person 2: Yeah, they’re scary! I couldn’t sleep for a whole week!
by Justicewithtacosandweed December 15, 2019
An old series of coffee flavored energy drink commercials featuring, “screamers”, which show a relaxing scene that gets abruptly interrupted by a zombie or a gargoyle while screaming, which could potentially scare the viewer. This concept is to demonstrate the effects of their products.
In 2019, the ads brought back by a YouTube user named Finder Lurker. But unlike the original commercials, which had zombies and gargoyles as the creatures jumping up, the creature that pops up is now a demonic ghost-like trans woman. These “modern” advertisements have not been proven to be official and still remain a mystery among fans of the ads.
In 2019, the ads brought back by a YouTube user named Finder Lurker. But unlike the original commercials, which had zombies and gargoyles as the creatures jumping up, the creature that pops up is now a demonic ghost-like trans woman. These “modern” advertisements have not been proven to be official and still remain a mystery among fans of the ads.
Person 1: Have you seen the new K-fee ads?
Person 2: Yeah, they’re scary! I couldn’t sleep for a whole week!
Person 2: Yeah, they’re scary! I couldn’t sleep for a whole week!
by SunFlow3 March 21, 2021