by K-fee zombie Guy July 18, 2007
Ever been so wide awake? An energy coffee drink that is ready to repair your day, and caffeinate you to the MAXIMUM!
"K-fee Turbodrink now has a new formula that is ready to repair your day, and caffeinate you to the MAXIMUM!"
-Narrator 2020
-Narrator 2020
by zoombcake March 27, 2021
A type of beverage sold by k-fee AG, a company in Berlin, Germany, but also by k-fee US inc. in Florida. It is sold as an energy drink, as gum, and also a type of latte. The most surprising thing is the commercials, which contain screamers. It shows a random video, until either a gargoyle or a zombie pops up at the end and screams. The most famous one is the "k-fee auto", which shows a white car driving down a grassy valley with relaxing music playing, until the car dissapears behind a tree and the zombie pops up and screams, followed by the slogan, "So wach warst du noch nie." (Translated: "You've never been so awake")
What is up with the commercials for this drink called "k-fee"?! They scared the hell out of me! Especially the one with the car!
by Fire_Starter April 13, 2008
To scare someone by screaming loudly and jumping at them. Originating from the commercials that promote the product of the same name.
My brother tries to k-fee every time I watch k-fee screamers. I guess I would call it a double k-fee.
by Justicewithtacosandweed December 16, 2019
a coffee drink company located in germany that is known for their commercials containing jumpscares in the 90s/2000s, and was brought back to life by devin millar in the form of modern commercials in the 2010s/2020s.
by psychicgoat April 15, 2021
An old series of coffee flavored energy drink commercials featuring, “screamers”, which show a relaxing scene that gets abruptly interrupted by a zombie or a gargoyle while screaming, which could potentially scare the viewer. This concept is to demonstrate the effects of their products.
In 2019, the ads brought back by a YouTube user named Finder Lurker. But unlike the original commercials, which had zombies and gargoyles as the creatures jumping up, the creature that pops up is now a demonic ghost-like trans woman. These “modern” advertisements have not been proven to be official and still remain a mystery among fans of the ads.
In 2019, the ads brought back by a YouTube user named Finder Lurker. But unlike the original commercials, which had zombies and gargoyles as the creatures jumping up, the creature that pops up is now a demonic ghost-like trans woman. These “modern” advertisements have not been proven to be official and still remain a mystery among fans of the ads.
Person 1: Have you seen the new K-fee ads?
Person 2: Yeah, they’re scary! I couldn’t sleep for a whole week!
Person 2: Yeah, they’re scary! I couldn’t sleep for a whole week!
by Justicewithtacosandweed December 15, 2019
An old series of coffee flavored energy drink commercials featuring, “screamers”, which show a relaxing scene that gets abruptly interrupted by a zombie or a gargoyle while screaming, which could potentially scare the viewer. This concept is to demonstrate the effects of their products.
In 2019, the ads brought back by a YouTube user named Finder Lurker. But unlike the original commercials, which had zombies and gargoyles as the creatures jumping up, the creature that pops up is now a demonic ghost-like trans woman. These “modern” advertisements have not been proven to be official and still remain a mystery among fans of the ads.
In 2019, the ads brought back by a YouTube user named Finder Lurker. But unlike the original commercials, which had zombies and gargoyles as the creatures jumping up, the creature that pops up is now a demonic ghost-like trans woman. These “modern” advertisements have not been proven to be official and still remain a mystery among fans of the ads.
Person 1: Have you seen the new K-fee ads?
Person 2: Yeah, they’re scary! I couldn’t sleep for a whole week!
Person 2: Yeah, they’re scary! I couldn’t sleep for a whole week!
by SunFlow3 March 21, 2021