Non-skiing nation

Used to define the heritage of a person or object that originates from a country or region that never scores any gold medals in the winter Olympics.
Police: Could you identify the suspect?
Witness: It was hard to see in the dark, but he was definitely from a non-skiing nation.
by GretaGrease April 13, 2021
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Spartan Ski Club

The largest club on MSU's campus. A social club with a skiing problem. The rowdiest, most bad-ass club on campus!
"Who are those people running through campus naked?"
"Oh, it's probably just Spartan Ski Club getting after it."
by THE GINGER November 26, 2012
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iranian ski goggles

When you place your Persian nut sack gently into the eye sockets of your girl.
Ben - Hey Harold, I gave my girl Iranian Ski Goggles last night.
Harold - Ben, you're my Ayatollah!
by Mil3Druid3 April 21, 2016
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mexican jet ski

In the landscaping business, an indistrial walk behind mower is fitted with a small cart for the operator to stand and ride on, thus making it a "mexican jet ski"
Hector and Carlos were fighting over who got to ride the mexican jet ski today.
by JAB82 December 01, 2007
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canadian water skiing

When you tie someone to the back of a car and drag them around the streets. Done in order to seriously annoy people.
Hey, did you hear about that guy who didn't pay the gang what they wanted? He got taken on a little Canadian water skiing trip. I haven't heard from him.
by AllTheMemes October 08, 2016
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Airtight Ski Pole

A sexual position in which every hole is penetrated (airtight) while the broad is tuggin' two others off wit her mitts, like Ski Poles.
by BigCityBrom October 24, 2008
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government ski team

Someone who works all summer, and is on unemployment all winter, conveniently with a season ski pass. That is the whole idea...
guy 1 "Where does he work in the winter?"

guy 2 "He doesn't, he's on the government ski team."
by Alpino March 15, 2010
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