Lumber Pipe

When you are laying pipe so good that it makes her want to yell “TIMBER!”

I’m going to clear her forest with the lumber pipe!

by TheSlanginWayneGang June 28, 2019

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Auto Pipe

When a person is willing to give "it" to anyone whatsoever, regardless of the time or place.

"Yo Brad, did you hit up Rebecca last night?" "Yeah man, she is a total auto pipe. I'm about to hit her up right now actually."

by Mockypoo September 16, 2017

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[pipe slayer]

A.a man or a woman how aggresively attacks the penis causing rug burn or blisters.

B.a tweaker that masturebates for hours on end.

nate "damn my cock hurts so bad i can cant't even touch it to pee"

roy "what did you do to it last night"

nate "linda came over and slayed my pipe"

roy "ouch"

nate "that chick linda is a real pipe slayer"

by bob and timmy July 7, 2008

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tripple pipes

Tripple pipes dirty gapes nerds,4 strokes, and any other sled in its path.

Damn, your tripple pipes is fast tbh

by Peter dyck December 23, 2021

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scouring the pipes

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.

Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.

by zingeraddict October 4, 2011

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