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Shannon

A annoying girl that never stops talking. She is usually found trying to get peoples secrets. She usually always jumps from boy to boy
Bob: Have you heard of Shannon?
Joe: Yeah, she dumped ANOTHER boy yesterday.
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shannon

the furry overlord who shall take over, and will steal ur man ;)
dude - o shit, its shannon
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Hand Shannon

When a girl pours pumpkin spice lattee on your dick and then gives you a handjob
I got a hand shannon last night from a stranger in a parking lot. Now i have to shower
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miles shannon

miles shannon hes a nigger with a nigger freind
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Shannon B

The funniest person you meet. Loves riding horses and Irish dancing. Is a terrible cook but gets all As. Is not a goody goody and often gets punished by the teachers from big personality. Has beautiful sparkling brown eyes and hair. Often is tall and skinny like a supermodel and has the coolest best friend who often has blue eyes and blonde hair. Shannon will dazzle your world and be the best girlfriend/ soulmate. To top off she is extremely athletic and gets d1 offers all the time.
Hottest guy in school: WOAH dude, who’s THAT
other hottest guy in school: that’s SHANNON BRO, get with the times.
by Amoney04 November 12, 2019
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Shannon

A wild mix of sass and heart, Shannon is the person who’ll roast you with the sharpest sarcasm but then double-check to make sure she didn’t actually hurt your feelings. Curly-haired and chaotic in the best way, she’s got a tough exterior but is secretly a golden retriever in human form—loyal to a fault, goofy, and always down for deep talks at 2 a.m.

She’s a master of blending in anywhere, reading people like a book (which she probably just finished in one night). Don’t mistake her for an academic—she hates structured learning but is low-key a genius. Growing up as the youngest of three, she had to fight to be heard, which means she’s got a voice and knows how to use it—loudly, if necessary.

Cautious about trust but ride-or-die once you earn it, a Shannon will adapt to any situation and make you feel like you’ve known her forever. Just don’t assume her sarcasm means she doesn’t care—she cares a lot, she’s just not about to get all mushy about it.
"I thought Shannon hated me at first because she roasted my entire outfit, but then she bought me coffee and lent me a book she thought I’d like—classic Shannon move."
by CaneDiavolo March 1, 2025
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