Scootered

When you smoke hard and don't get a ringer but get high as hell. The stage before a ringer

Hooollyy faack I'm scootered!!

Hey! You wanna go get fucking scootered ?!

by Enlightened Aura April 15, 2024

Scooter

Typically a male with the name Matt who goes to a university in the same state he grew up in. He likes to stay up late at night and count his caloric intake while he power washes his prize possession, his razors cx9 power blade scooter from Walmart.

Damn, never thought you could be such a scooter, but here we are.

by Irhugdigtyf July 20, 2020

scooters of anarchy

The scooter gang of fat bastards that skirt up and down the aisles of stores taking up as much room as possible. These people never really seem to get many items, but rather just sit in the way and talk to other scooter drivers.

I seen the scooters of anarchy on the other side of Walmart blocking the entrances to the lil debbie section. They looked terrifyingly hungry so I dipped out of there before they pulled out their forks to sample me.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Scooter Brown

Slang term for dope (ice, crack, weed) smoking pipe.

Hey man, will you stop at the store and grab me a scooter brown?

by Whiteboy B March 3, 2019

Pooter Scooter

the streamer scootroo. thats all it is

oolu_: Pooter Scooter is a really great streamer
scootroo: ikr

by oolu_ February 4, 2021

Scooter

A scooter is someone who is very clueless and retarded and doesn’t ever get what anyone says. That is also why you probably looked up this definition.

Person 1:
“You’re such a scooter!”
Person 2:

“What does that mean?” *looks it up on urban dictionary*

by athena ascending June 9, 2020

scooter turd

It a rare disease

Sorry I h-have a s-scooter turd

by Afriendofajanobo December 30, 2018