kneeing a loaf

To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.

"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."

by Dr. Phil O'Boogie January 5, 2009

Wii knee

Tenderness or soreness in the knees from excessive use of the Nintendo Wii Fit. Aggravated especially by hula hooping for long durations. Similar in nature to tennis elbow.

"I can't jog today, I've got a serious case of Wii knee from that expert level hula hooping session last night"

by Jiiniii November 4, 2008

knee action

see knee sex

To get have one's knee fondled, stroked, or stimulated in any way by your knee buddy.

Wow, did I get some good knee action last night!

by **noodleface** September 30, 2006

shot in the knee

Total fail in skyrim..

I was looking for gold for my house in solitude and then i was shot in the knee..

by jjaomni January 11, 2012

bee's knees

the bee's knees, Older Slang . (especially in the 1920s) a person or thing that is wonderful, great, or marvelous:

His new roadster is simply the bee's knees.

by silkpantyman July 19, 2011

knee cleavage

A pair of knees that when picture is taken could appear to be cleavage.

This morning my coffee looked fantastic on my knee cleavage.

by spicymomma6801 January 10, 2016

knee knockers

an old womans saggy tits that hang down and knock against her knees with every step she takes. some men find this erotic and very hot sex can stimulate a penis to pentrate through the knee knockers and enter the vagina.

damn those "knee knockers" are looking sexy.

by jim dandy January 24, 2005