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Brown's Grip

When someone will not let go of something and when told to let go, they do not acknowledge the fact they are still holding on.
That chick has a huge Brown's Grip on Edward, she wont let go
by Vah JJ October 8, 2011
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pickle grip

When a pickle gets gripped while gripping a pickle.
While dressed as a pickle, Fred grabbed his pickle and yelled "I'm Pickle Grip!"
by lobsterclaw November 8, 2022
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meat grip

The right or left hand on a guy who masterbates a lot. The hand is usually very muscular from all the whacking.
"Man look at that dudes meat grip! He must spank the monkey on the regular! Poor bastard."
by JayDubz May 23, 2014
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Bitch Grip

Short pony tail or man bun on the top of a mans head. Often times used to hold onto ones partner during gay sex.
Guy : Look at his bitch grip!

Girl : it's kind of small
by Onhell98 June 1, 2017
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Grip and Rip

When you hug somebody and as they embrace it, you fart
At my friends wedding, I gave her a congradulatory grip and rip
by Bella Bitch August 23, 2010
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get a grip

To pick up a large amount of, or grip of something, rather than a small amount.
Jared: "I'm never going to be able to feed everyone at the party with only one bag of chips!!! OH NOOOO!!!"
Mark: "Get a grip, man!!! You're freaking out!!!"
Jared: "Gee, what a swell idea! I'll just get 3 or 4 bags...that should be more than enough!"
by Nick D June 3, 2006
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Vice-Grip

Also known as "The Human Flesh-light", the "Vice-Grip" was invented.. and perfected, by a Canadian punk band called "Vices, live in 3D!"

What it consists of, is grabbing the girl, (Or guy, whichever is closer), tightly by the throat with both hands and thrusting the receiver balls-deep down the shaft of one's penis, repeatedly, much like you would with a Flesh-light. But you need a Vice-like grip to really get the job done!
"Hey Joe, did you give that girl the old vice-grip last night?"
"Obviously! I love The Human Flesh-light. It's like masturbating with company!"
"Hell yeah!"
"But she suffocated and now I have this corpse in my bed."
"METH!"
by Jacob Haggard December 2, 2011
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