as sober as a cow

A saying said by drunk people from Wisconsin in order to make others believe they are sober

"Somebody's drunk"

"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"

"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"

by SoberCow November 27, 2015

box cow

A female human being who, despite being overweight with a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking on the shape of a box.

1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick I found on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!

2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!

by Cheesy Goodness April 27, 2008

Have a Cow

To have a cow means to have a melt down in a drastically unnecessary way.

Friend #1: "i KeEp StUbBiNg My Toe On ThIs WaLl"
Friend #2: "oh god she's gonna have a cow"

by mm.spook👻 January 14, 2021

Wablamy Cow

Wablamy Man's cow.

Wablamy Man ate Wablamy Cow.

by THE ASIAN JESUS March 01, 2019

cow nugget

Dried cow poop
A person who smells like shit

What up cow nugget?

Hey let's start a fire with those cow nuggets

by Wickster October 10, 2015

Cow Towners

An unsophisticated person from a cattle-raising town that has a reading level of a kindergartener.

I hate how we have to put pictures on our menus for these cow towners.

by I will sue your ass. October 05, 2022

titty cow

Slang for big breasted females.

"Damn, That Girl Is a titty cow!"

by WhereIsMo November 12, 2017