Fap mode

1.) defined as the state of mind and body when a person doesnt care about anything and starts to masturbate.

2.) fap mode = masturbation mode

dude A: look at this video of paris hilton!!!
dude B: (....)
dude A: what are you doing?
dude B: (....background noise...)
dude A: damn! this bastard entered in fap mode!!!

by shortdistance March 5, 2011

Fap Blocker

Someone who frequently prevents their friends from having a nice fap.

Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”

by ratatouillelover101 December 26, 2021

Fear fap

When one masturbates to relieve the stress of having been afraid for no good reason.

"Still stressed about nearly rear ending that guy yesterday?"
"Nah, went home and had a nice fear fap and all was well."

by bocephusbear September 21, 2012

fap friday

Fap Friday is a time and place where teens and adults can meet up separately to watch porn together!

have you heard of fap friday.

by meth290 January 6, 2021

Titty Fapping

The act of pumping ones breasts after birthing a bastard

Sarah is titty fapping in the mothering room at work.

Crystal needs to start titty fapping or those Warlocks are going to explode

by HotDeuceUniversity August 5, 2016

soggy fap

It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.

Come on Will! Not another soggy fap

by Smatus November 24, 2017

Fap Bunker

Designated location where "the deed" is performed most often: bedroom, bathroom, public library, etc.

With a heavy door, loud doorknob, squeaky floorboards leading up to said door, computer that is blocked by an adjoining wall, surround sound headphones with sound isolating technology, and enough spare tissues to mop the floors after a Justin Bieber concert, my Fap Bunker is one that should not be underestimated.

by Craaazy1 January 13, 2014