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United States of America

Most powerful country in the world, and home to the strongest military force to ever walk the Earth, started by a group of rebels. Almost everyone in the world hates the United States, thinking that Americans are ignorant pricks who don't know the first thing about even their neighboring states, and hate people that are not Christians of European decent. although those people only make up a *very* small percentage of the American population. In fact, we Americans tend to hate people like that, because they make the world believe that we are all like that. These people mostly reside in Alabama.

Yes, we do have a lot of problems(like our economy), but nothing is completely perfect. This goes for countries, as well as people. People that hate on America seem to exploit the imperfections, which is easy to do. It would help to do research and find out if the negatives in our community that are so often exploited truly outweigh the positives, like everyone thinks.
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United States of America

The world's wealthiest nation. A great democracy within its borders and a vicious dictatorship abroad.
Person 1: Isn't the United States of America the greatest nation in the world?

Person 2: ...

Person 3: He doesn't know his green card status yet.

Red States 

States full of people who voted for G.W. Bush (a.k.a. the first herald of the apocalypse). The majority of people in these states have forgotten that this country was founded on the separation of CHURCH AND STATE and put a coked up jesus freak in office because "he prays" and he talks about jesus alot.
Fuckin red states, you know hes going to bring on the apocolyspe!

Square states

Any and all of the states of the U.S. that resemble a square or rectangle more than any other shape. Square states are known to be more conservative, rural and Republican than non-square states.
Those ignorant Bible thumpers need to leave our city and go back to the square states where they belong.
Square states by ddvdd October 12, 2008

Care-Bear-Stare

The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.
The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care-Bear-Stare.
Care-Bear-Stare by Ruhbee! August 9, 2006

The 7 Stages of being High 

1st stage- feeling the first breathtaking release from reality

2nd stage- this reality creates a world of happiness, a.k.a.
a slight buzz

3rd stage- as your buzz escalates, you discover happiness in all sorts of dimensions. Examples include music being clearer and more vibrant, humor exceeding expectations, and most importantly a pasty mouth

4th stage- your buzz is radiant. you have surpassed reality
and all of the worlds fucked up problems

5th stage- you feel alive/care free. you are in the
moment, eat it, express it. live it.

6th stage- you have completely entered a world like
none other. Your passionate, loving, free. this
world is your happy place

7th stage- You are high/at the top of the world. You are
content with your high and there is no need for
more. Happy.
G1: yo man....how high are you?
G2: dude....im probably at a 4....we should smoke more, i wanna get to a fucking 7 on The 7 Stages of being High chart man...
G1: great idea man....let's do this

15 min later....

G1: dude...guess what...
G2: what?...man....
G1: i'm at a 7.....
G2: right on...me too bro...happy as can be...:)

high stakes gayery

A term referring to anything or anyone with flamboyantly gay qualities. It evolved organically from our propensity of ridiculing general gay or weak behavior amongst our friends. Not too sure why the high stakes tag was added, but it works. Use this phrase at your own peril as it will quickly dominate your lexicon. Usually shortened to just "high stakes" when used as an adjective.
"Oh, Jesus. Look at that dude just swishin' around. Makes Elton John look straight."

"Yeah, there is some serious high stakes gayery happenin' over there."

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