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Boobs to the trellis

Boobs to the trellis is the female equivalent of balls to the wall. Generally used to mean that you are too busy or have so much work to do you can't fit anything else in.
Brianne: "I can't make that meeting as I'm boobs to the trellis unfortunately"

And this is the technical term 

Used before mentioning something you know you should say in a formal way, but choose not to.
If big tech CEOs actually want to make their products more useful and enjoyable, they need to - and this is the technical term - get their shit together.

Back to the turing test 

I mean... If they are trying to conceive of a new one... Then it must have (Or a version of it) must have already passed it... Right?
Hym "Back to the turing test... Isn't it weird? All the spooky A.I. stuff going on? Robots moving on their own... Without human 'permission.' Writing and selling books... Isn't that a little weird? And spooky? I wonder what caused that... I mean..."

takes away from the table 

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.
<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.

Turkeys on the table 

This means it's time to go, like on Thanksgiving when the turkeys on the table it's time to eat. The term can be to tell someone to hurry up, and get their ass in gear. Also can mean you have a chance to win a game or a chance to get get your freak on with some smokin hot bitch.
With 10 seconds left in the game, the turkeys on the table for the Steelers with the ball on the goal line.
Turkeys on the table by TV CARv March 20, 2010

Dibs on the tailpipe 

Said right dibs have been called on a girl, it's a euphemism for wanting to have a threesome where the one who calls "Dibs on the tailpipe" desires the anal position
You: "Hot chick at your ten o'clock"
Friend: "Dibs!"
You: "Dibs on the tailpipe"
Friend: "I didn't know you were into that"