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Monkey Money

" This loud I've been hustling has really got me some monkey money"- Some nigga selling gas
by Larson Chad May 3, 2020
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Monkey Whip

by Redline8 May 23, 2020
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Finger Monkey

When you're fingering a butthole and get poop on your finger when you pull it out.
I thought I wiped good enough but when I fingered myself i ended up with a finger monkey!
by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020
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monkey queen

An ancient art in which a woman presses and rubs her genitalia and/or anus against the tongue, lips, and nose of her subordinate. She classically positions herself in a sitting on or straddling over another's face facesitting. The first images of this can be seen in ancient Egyptian drawings, but it is known to have been a historic part of ancient Japanese, Chinese, Indian, Medieval European, Victorian and other cultures. Originally a way for upper class women (Queens included) who wished to achieve sexual gratification without becoming pregnant; be they a virgin or a wife with her husband unavailable. It was usually the job of male slaves and servants to submit to their mistresses desires, in Japan there were even brothels where women and girls would pay for male slaves specially trained in the art of queening.
Today queening is enjoyed by people the world over regardless of social status. In this age of balancing the feminine energy it seems to be a particularly useful way for women to feel empowered and can be equally enjoyable for whom they sit/ride upon. Just remember practice and focus will lead to skill for both people involved.
by zex2.0 September 4, 2020
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Monkey Sam

A particular individual who likes to show off his talents of climbing trees and other objects to impress a certscertain girl
Boy #1 would you look at that! Monkey Sam!
Boy #2 ah yes! monkey see, monkey do...
by Gavin the lost September 7, 2020
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Monkey Hero

Copyright infrigment whom stole his name from a videogame due to lack of originality: A weak warrior who uses luck and coincidence as his weapons
by Anonymous September 16, 2003
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slurp monkey

slurp monkey is a monkey whom drinks caprisun for energy to destroy the universe
when i drink caprisun i think of slurp monkey

All hail slurp monkey
by fuctcfugfyty November 15, 2021
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