Meat Sleeves

Arms that resemble giant over-packed sausage links.

"She wrapped her MEAT SLEEVES around a carton of smokes and bag of cheesy poofs."

by MrSalamander May 6, 2008

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Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.

brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"

by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023

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Meat Wagon

A veiny penis of any size or color.

I told her I was going to dip my meat wagon in her tonight.

by Ben Coxter December 6, 2022

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69% of women suffer from abnormally large labias, also known as meat curtains. While it can be considered rare and sexy among some cultures, it is often looked down upon as an imperfection. June 14 is a day to remember and honor the beloved love lips. End the stigma, let the flaps fly.

“Tanya, you have a meat curtain, right? Are you doing anything to celebrate Meat Curtain Remembrance Day on June 14?”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”

by True_X_Blue June 16, 2024

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Livingston meat shop incident

A conflict at a meat shop in Livingston concerning a dripping wet man covered in spoiled meat operating a ford vehicle carrying taliban weapon technology

Did you hear about the Livingston meat shop incident?

by Barry1987 November 29, 2024

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