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Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.
Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.
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Meat axe

Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.

Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.

-dipshit
Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!

Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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Bin-meat

Handing out things that would have otherwise gone in the bin.
Includes doing all the work to set up a goal then handing it to someone else at the last minute.
Jared has been handing out bin-meat all game so other people can score.
by Smacca September 28, 2019
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Meat truck

HUGE man. Just absolutely honkin muscles and curves in all the right places. He will tower over u and throw u over his shoulder like it's nothing. He has more muscles and mass than you, your father, AND your father's father combined. He is what all body builders aspire to look like.
Jonathon joestar is a meat truck of a man, he is HUGE.
by Probably_cake January 2, 2023
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Meat Hook

An unusually large male genitalia. Usually hanging to one side or another, it may resemble a large hook. I combination of girth and length with a slight curve is what gives a penis meat hook characteristics.
I saw Miguel naked today in the shower. The man has a fucking meat hook. I wonder how many ladies he has fleejed
by Cooter Johnson December 10, 2016
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on the meat bone

when you're really smart
"man that dudes really on the meat bone today"
by whipwhipnaenae December 7, 2020
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Meat Sweats

Waking up and having a sweat shadow on your bed.
Guy 1: " Hey what's that on your bed?"
Guy 2: " Meat sweats
by grethanalltheway January 16, 2018
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