The Hand Before Time is a sexual act where a woman with a little T-rex arm gives a man an old fashioned.
That homeless lady outside the liquor store used her little gimp arm to give Steve a The hand before time.
by Ron J. Livingston December 14, 2010
Get the The Hand Before Time mug.A family friendly way to say “go fuck yourself”. Like when someone asks you for a favor and you don’t wanna do them that favor you can say “shake your hand and find someone else.”
So my dad told me “you have to get a job” 6 times in a row and I got tired of it and when he said it again I said “Shake your hand.”
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The act of wiping one's ass with your hand after deficating, then shaking hands with an unsuspecting person. Most likely a person you don't like. Also related to "Stink Bomb."
by MimePuncher6000 November 22, 2009
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Get the road hand mug.It could be a reference to male pride, but in order to explain Sonny's usage of the phrase in The Godfather, it goes a little deeper. The word dick can also mean "nothing", and in Sonny's case I think "hand" has a double meaning. He means it literally and figuratively. If it's a reference to male pride, it's in the sense of the phrase "wearing only a smile", meaning that Michael would come out of the bathroom with nothing but his pride. More literally, Sonny wanted Michael to actually have the gun in his hand when he exited the men's room.
Sonny: I don't want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just his dick in his hand.
Michael: Don't worry, I won't have my dick in my hand anyway.
Michael: Don't worry, I won't have my dick in my hand anyway.
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