Definitions by MimePuncher6000

German Handshake 

The act of wiping one's ass with your hand after deficating, then shaking hands with an unsuspecting person. Most likely a person you don't like. Also related to "Stink Bomb."

"Hey, there is Ed, he is such an asshole! I am going to give him a German Handshake."

German Handshake by MimePuncher6000 November 22, 2009