Someone who adores and cherishes all types of Llamas and Alpacas. They also class themselves as a llama because of their lack of knowledge and skills whilst also maintaining a long ass neck.
by LlamaGodJenny January 6, 2020
Get the Llama Godmug. A metaphor for a man penis as it helps creates life. Also when one uses his penis to draw shapes on social media apps.
by Rageberto October 8, 2022
Get the Gods penmug. To defend something in the same way one would defend their religion and their god when somebody insults it.
by The Wobbles by Alex Unknown January 21, 2024
Get the God Defendmug. One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.
He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!
If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018
Get the Global Godmug. 
asthma clout chasers. they always smell like a blueberry sharted. will make you get up from the couch to check if you are sitting on their device. 0 rizz.
by doosdo April 10, 2023
Get the vape godmug. 