Trump caused Covid

The bullshit idea that it's Trump's fault for COVID, not only ignoring the fact that recently the CDC discovered that only 6% of counted COVID deaths were actually COVID deaths, but the fact that it was due to the fact that many governors did things that Trump had no control over, such as the fact that Governor Cuomo sent old people to die in state nursing homes, deaths which helped cover up, while attacking Trump, and furthermore, Trump signed the largest stimulus bill in US history to help, oh and there's also the fact that overall, Trump had no effect on the decision of the state governments, considering that the US has a federal system where the states can decide for themselves what policies to have, so even Trump putting out guidelines still didn't mean that all governors had to follow them. Overall, everything is mainly reliant on the states.

Leftist dumbass: Trump caused Covid Haha Cuomo is such a good boy he should run for president he cares about covid and climate change and he stands up to Trump
Anyone with any IQ over room temperature: Did you know that Cuomo sent old people to die in New York nursing homes and also the fact that he helped cover up deaths afterwards? Oh and consider the fact that he shut down 2 reactors at the clean and powerful Indian point Nuclear power plant, as a result of which reliance on carbon dioxide emitting natural gas increased.

Leftist dumbass: (AOL noises) Orange man bad! He is literally *Insert average movie dictator* and we are *Insert generic hollywood rebel* !

by Gaylordgangster69 September 16, 2020

Trump Trickle

When at the urinal and shaking off the last of the pee of the tip of a cock.

Donald trump trickled all over the U.S.

by Roma_v.s May 6, 2017

Covid Trump

The name a Trump “patriot” had given his baby to remind him that his illegitimate son was born on the day he nearly lost his life, when he took part in the January 6 insurrection to unsuccessfully help the ex-president be re-elected undemocratically.

Diehard Trumpists or alt-right white supremacists would show unwavering loyalty to their Insurrectionist-in-Chief, and christening their newborn “Covid Trump” is one such faithful act of allegiance to the “anointed” one.

by MathPlus June 17, 2021

Trump Shower

A Trump Shower is when you pay women or men to pee on a bed that Obama slept on at some point.

Whenever I'm in Russia, I gotta watch a Trump Shower

by theovondamelio November 21, 2023

Trump-Job

A Trump-job can refer to multiple different actions.

(1) The act of giving a handjob to a shriveled, old micro penis, while wearing a MAGA hat. Persons giving a Trump-Job form their hand into a white-power symbol, which fully encapsulates the racist micro penis with an extravagant amount of room to spare. These people are most often blonde, or closeted and self-loathing.

(2) A predictably failed business venture or political career, in which a person, with unscrupulous, unethical and ignorant ownership and management techniques devastates and ruins the business, country, employees and clients.

I would very dearly love to share the identities of people who have given a Trump-Job, but, alas, I am precluded from doing so by an NDA (a non-disclosure agreement).

by Indianasucks August 16, 2018

The Royal Trump

When he won for the 1st time... People were surprised. When he won the Second time People were Shocked and quite Angry. When he runs and wins again for the 3rd Time... The People will have literally witnessed "The Royal Trump!"

He won and won again, when no one really expected it... that's "The Royal Trump!"

by The G.R.I.P. Master August 13, 2025

Trump shooter

Someone who gets paid to assassinate an old man, but can't hit shit and in turn gets turned into FED spaghetti

Lefty was hired by the left to shoot an innocent.

Come to find out he was just another TRUMP

SHOOTER. Poor guy couldn't hit a glow stick in a dark room full of Haitian nigger monkeys. What a Trumpshooter trump shooter

by Ohfckthatwasntmeth222 July 19, 2024